I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.
Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.
crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”
Fantastic Game of Thrones Illustrations by Leann Hill
All you need to know about Jesse Pinkman in two screencaps
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING
we need a deadpool marvel movie
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.